Contest Caption Contest #5

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Schmeefs used to live carefree lives in the ancient Forge Island Forest, or lounging around on Halo customs beach all day. But with the advent of modern forge technology some have been forced into dangerous and abusive lives. Joe Schmeef, as pictured below, has found himself in one of those dangerous situations. For this week, we ask you to come up with some last words for poor old Joe Schmeef.

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Rules:

1. Please submit a text comment, an image, or a fitting song as a caption for the image above.

2. Submit only your best caption, only one caption will be accepted per user.

3. Submissions will be judged by a panel of staff based on how funny or fitting they are.

The results will be posted the following week, and the winner will receive a Contest Winner trophy. Good luck and happy captioning!​

 

"Mr Shmeef soon regretted buying Mrs Shmeef a copy of 50 Shades of Gray for her birthday".

 

"Why did I become a spy"

 

" See Babe , you did good and all , like you got my neck stomach and legs , but.... "
"But.... what?
" I can just untie myself , hands are free.. "

 

 

 

"I have too pee!"

"You should've thought about that before I taped you on the wall!"

 

So this is what they meant when they said, "Manned Missile".

 

This is what happens when you ride a warthog with your bros, kill a guys girlfriend with a gauss cannon, then he just happens to have joined a BDSM club recently.

 

"Schmeefs used to live carefree lives in the ancient Forge Island Forest, or lounging around on Halo customs beach all day. But with the advent of modern forge technology some have been forced into dangerous and abusive lives. Joe Schmeef has found himself in one of those dangerous situations."
Can I use this? It fits and technicalay wasn't entered...

 

"Schmeefs used to live carefree lives in the ancient Forge Island Forest, or lounging around on Halo customs beach all day. But with the advent of modern forge technology some have been forced into dangerous and abusive lives. Joe Schmeef has found himself in one of those dangerous situations."
Can I use this? It fits and technicalay wasn't entered...

Sorry Behemoth, but after the second CC I decided that things I wrote couldn't be entered in.

 

Sorry Behemoth, but after the second CC I decided that things I wrote couldn't be entered in.

Dagnabit! I tried... haha.

 

Joe told his girlfriend he was too young to be tied down. She proved him wrong.

 

The winner of this weeks Caption Contest is that silliest of chumps, Buddy! Congrats to Buddy and thanks to everyone who submitted a caption.

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Smexy from you to combine this with the song.

Thank you very much!

 

Looks like Joe Schmeef is the new wall trophy of HaloCustoms.

*shmeef

 

*shmeef

'For this week, we ask you to come up with some last words for poor old Joe Schmeef.'
Read the actual post, Yusi.

 

'For this week, we ask you to come up with some last words for poor old Joe Schmeef.'
Read the actual post, Yusi.

i think i know how to spell my own thing

 

i think i know how to spell my own thing

"Yeah"

Bottoms up

 

i think i know how to spell my own thing

And I notice you struck me down first on this, not Flying Shoe ILR who called them 'Schmeefs' and dubbed the main guy in this competition 'Joe Schmeef'. Hence, read the post. Plus you need to work on your capitalization and punctuation in sentences.

 

Because the naming of a fictional Halo forge creature we put in our maps for the lolz sometimes is so greatly important.